Friday, September 01, 2006

The Lady can't do Laundry

Have you ever left your clothes in the washing machine too long before putting them in the dryer?

Not so that they're wrinkled. I don't care about that (let's not kid ourselves -- I'm really lazy). But so that they emit a certain odor? Kind of a musty, mildewy, yet citrusy stench?

Yeah. I'm stupid.

Black dress pants. Hot day. Not an attractive smell. Can't leave, I have work to do.

There are absolutely no rocks to crawl under at the office. I should close my office door and hide under my desk. Will this day never end?

Ouch -- it's still morning. Is it too early for a "woe is me" drink?

3 Comments:

At 4:28 p.m., Blogger Hayley said...

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At 4:31 p.m., Blogger Hayley said...

Hpmh. I can't edit my own comments without them being deleted (re: deleted comment above).

Anyhoo -- what I was trying to say was that I didn't have time this morning to re-wash the laundry...and I'm afraid I'm fresh out of lovely lady sprays (though I did try to resolve the problem with a load of Febreeze -- didn't work!).

Yes, let's enjoy some tasty beverages tonight!

 
At 10:33 a.m., Blogger The Mayor Of Awesometown said...

Bup, that is fucking hilarious!

 

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